BRUNCH

The employees know Alaina's whipped cream necessity without her even having to say it now.

It's really hard to mess up waffles and to my surprise they were decent. The best part though (not the whipped cream) had to be the strawberry on top. They actually tasted fresh which is generally a hard task to accomplish for dinning.

This is the face of a bird obsessed.

Here is Alaina praising God for once again blessing her life with the miracle of whipped cream. If a Holy Grail ever existed then it was used for holding whipped cream.

The face of a disappointed bird. Note Josh's shirt. Representing the birds no matter where he flies!

I will never understand Alaina's love for beets. Sour cranberry jellies.

This tastes how it looks... On one side we have a beautiful pile of mash potatoes and flopped next to it is a hockey puck that was burned at a tailgating party. The finishing piece to this awkward dish is the corn, which as you can imagine is just unseasoned corn.

I'm not a huge salad guy but for the most part this salad is on point. They have fresh ingredients (we hope) and nothing is soggy/brown/moldy.

Some soggy bacon and a burrito full of despair.

This was the remnants of an egg burrito and next to it lies two heavily peppered slices of bacon. Now the egg burrito was hideous to say the least, they were watery, bland and cold. I cant be to judgmental when it comes to the bacon though, they fairly named it on the menu as "black pepper bacon" but my golly this bacon had a kick to it. The only complaint I had for the bacon was that it was cold and it seemed like it had soaked up all of its grease.

Rating: 3.1

Flavors/Textures: 2

Almost everything was wet, as if they soak their food in water before serving it to people. The waffles had a nice crunch to them though.

Color/Display: 3

The salad was green that's an important color to nail for a salad. The strawberries made the whipped cream stand out.

Price: 2.5

This was an all you can eat buffet essentially for the price of around $4.00 after our discount.

Food Service: 5

They gave Alaina a lot of whipped cream...

Atmosphere: 3

Surrounded by a bunch of depressed college students makes the food digest better.

Rename of Food: Celestial Fluff with Pore Berries Over Crunchy Pancakes (the waffles), Bunnies Delight (the salad), Old McDonald's Disappointment (the hockey puck), The Early Bird Killer (the eggs and bacon).